Found these on the
SFTT forum, thought you all might like them.
Activist Judge: A judge who attempts to protect the rights of minorities--most especially homosexuals--against the tyranny of the majority.
Alarmist: Any respected scientist who understands the threat of global warming.
Allies: These are foreign government officials who accept and follow anything that Republicans demand, even if detrimental to their respective nations.
Alternative Energy Resources: New locations to drill for oil and gas.
American Interests: Anything that would benefit the financial needs, assets and wealth of US big corporations to the complete exclusion of American people's interests, like in the case of invading Afghanistan and Iraq to protect "American interests."
Balanced: 1. favoring corporations (more balanced approach to the environment.); 2. favoring conservatives (fair and balanced reporting).
Belief in Jesus Christ: This refers merely to a "symbolic" type of belief, twisted by Republicans to suit their political agenda. For example, Republicans refuse to accept Jesus' warning to "put the sword away because he who kills by the sword will die by the sword." The love and compassion that Jesus advocates for all people is demonstrated only to those who demonstrate themselves to be faithful followers of Republican leaders and the Republican agenda.
Bi-Partisanship: When conservative Republicans work together with moderate Republicans to pass legislation Democrats hate.
Civil Liberties: Unnecessary privileges that you aren't afraid of losing unless you are a God-hating, baby-killing, elitist liberal who loves Saddam Hussein more than your own safety.
Clarify: Repeating the same lie over and over again.
Class Warfare: Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.
Clean: The word used to modify any aspect of the environment that Republican legislation allows corporations to pollute, poison, or destroy.
Climate Change: Global warming, without that annoying suggestion that something is wrong.
Coalition: One or more nations, whose leaders have been duped, pressured or bribed into supporting ill-conceived, unnecessary, under-planned and/or illegal US military operations.
Collateral Damage: This refers to tens of thousands of innocent people killed brutally with American weapons in both Afghanistan and Iraq ; however, Americans killed in the process of the war are viewed as victims.
Conviction: Making decisions before getting the facts, and refusing to change your mind afterwards.
Courage: The ability to be arrogant to the highest level imaginable by pursuing actions even if they were to be detrimental, illegal and against the will of an entire population.
Criminal: Anyone, domestic or foreign, who opposes the Republican agenda.
Death Tax: A term invented by anti-tax zealots and referring to a tax used to prevent the very wealthy from establishing a dominating aristocracy in this country.
Democracy: A government by the rich and for the rich, where everything is done to benefit the financial interest of US big corporations, which control the government. This is technically known as plutocracy. Democracy is also used to mean a puppet government installed by a carefully manipulated US political plan to bring a nation under full control of American big corporations, like installation of democracy in Iraq .
Democratic Ally: Any democracy, monarchy, plutocracy, oligarchy or dictatorship--no matter how ruthless--that verbally supports American diplomatic and economic goals.
Deregulate: To pursue greed and exploitation.
Detain: Hold anyone at will in a secret place without recourse to law while, at the same time treating that person as sadistically as one may wish.
Diplomacy: A strategy that would make people believe what you want them to believe and to see what you want them to see.
Economic Progress: 1. Recession; 2. Rising unemployment; 3. Minimum-wage freeze.
Economic Recovery: When three out of five software engineers who lost their high-paying jobs are able to find part-time work at Wall-Mart.
Election Fraud: Counting every vote.
Environment: Giving big US corporations the green light to do what they wish to boost their respective products, even if that were to pollute the air and water with deadly toxic wastes top the detriment of people's lives.
Faith: The stubborn belief that God approves of Republican moral values despite the preponderance of textual evidence to the contrary.
Faith-Based Initiative: Christian Right Payoff.
Faith Community: Evangelicals, because they are saved, and hawkish conservative Jews, because they are useful. Israel is the bait-on-the-hook just waiting for God to take that Rapturous bite.
Family Values: Low regard of women, promotion of war everywhere under the pretext of protecting the American nation, viewing as enemy or dangerous anyone who does not espouse the Republican brand of morality.
Fiscal Conservative: A Republican who is in the minority.
Fox News: The White House Press Office.
Freedom: Creation of periodical chaos among people so that, through western military intervention, governments could be overthrown, their population be brought under western type of control, and the respective nation's resources go to benefit those that instigated the governmental overthrow. People are then asked to elect their representatives "freely," which would amount to the installation of a puppet government.
Freedom Fighters: Foreign young men who try to overthrow their government under the direction of American agents, like it was with the case of Nicaragua, Guatemala, Chile and several other countries. The videotapes: " School of Assassins " and "Arms for the Poor" bring this into full focus.
Free Market System: The sacrosanct right for business people to produce any product they want and to sell it at any price they wish. Such products may include guns and lethal weapons, the promotion of pornography and classic violence on Television.
Friends: All those who are sympathetic to Republican policies and who accept such policies without raising any single question.
Growth: The justification for tax cuts for the rich. What happens to the deficits when Republicans cut taxes on the rich.
Hard Work: What Republicans say when they can't think of anything better.
Healthy Forests: No tree left behind.
Heroism: Those who perform heinous crimes as inspired by Republican leadership are viewed as good Americans that should be hailed for their acts of heroism.
Honesty: Lies told in simple declarative sentences: "Freedom is on the march."
Human Rights: Accepting willingly all limitations set on you by the Republican leadership in relation to what you can do and where you could go, like the prohibition for Americans to travel in certain countries that would include Cuba and North Korea, in addition to others.
Humbled: What a Republican says right after a close election and right before he governs in an arrogant manner.
Insurgent: Armed or unarmed, violent or non-violent Iraqis on the receiving end of an American rocket blast or bullet spray, regardless of age, gender or political affiliation.
International Criminal Court: Although supported by the United Nations, Republicans are opposed to it because they would not want any entity above them to dictate what is right and wrong, what is morally acceptable or not, and what international laws should be observed by all means. What Republicans say must always be final.
Job Growth: Increased number of jobs an individual has to take after losing earlier high-paying job.
Leadership: Making decisions and carrying them out at will regardless as to whether they may be beneficial or detrimental to the people. Republican leadership requires people to follow orders with no questions raised.
Liberation: Invading a nation by unlawful means to take control over its rich natural resources under the guise of freeing the people from their government, like the "liberation" of Iraq .
Moral Values: The belief that once you proclaim yourself to be against abortion and profess belief in marriage unity, you may then disregard all traditional moral laws, like do not say lies, do not kill, do not destroy the property of others, etc.
Mandate: What a Republican claims to possess when only 49 percent of the voting public loathes him instead of 51 percent.
Military Aid: Way of promoting the lethal products of the weapons industry, the US most lucrative business of all big corporations, no matter how detrimental this may be to the peace and security of a nation's people.
Military Strength: This is based on the belief that a nation with a big military that is equipped with the most sophisticated and devastating weapons in the world, should make that nation safe. Everything else is viewed as marginal or of secondary importance and that would include the people's health care and education.
Modernize: To do away with, as in modernizing Social Security, labor laws, etc.
Neo-Conservatives: Nerds with Napoleonic complexes.
News Media: Immoral elitist liberally-biased traitors who should leave Republicans alone so they can complete God's work on Earth in peace and quiet, behind closed doors.
Obstructionist: Any elected representative who dares to question Republican radicals on the issue of the day.
Office of Faith-Based Initiatives: Christian Right payoff.
Ownership Society: A society in which Republican donors own the rest of us.
Patriotism: This refers to total blind support and execution of what Republican leaders dictate. If they order US soldiers to enter into a city and literally kill everyone they come across, including children, women, the elderly and the sick, such atrocious acts would be viewed as acts of patriotism.
Peace: This is viewed as a tricky devise of potential terrorists. For extreme conservative Republicans, anyone who speaks of peace or of trying to promote peace is a terrorist and must be viewed as a suspect. This is proven by the fact that quite a few peace activists that included Roman Catholic priests and nuns were arrested and jailed.
Philosophy: In Republican terminology this simply means Religion.
Political Capital: What a Republican president receives as a result of a razor-thin margin of victory in an election.
Press Conference: A rare event designed for the President to brag about his prowess as a leader while simultaneously dodging difficult questions.
Privatize: To steal the resources of the national community and give them to private business.
Reform: Rollback of New Deal reforms, laws, standards and social protections; also, to eliminate, as in tort reform (to eliminate all lawsuits against businesses and corporations) or Social Security and Medicate reform (to eliminate these programs altogether).
Reliability: This quality is found in all those who submit themselves to everything Republicans propose and want. They are usually known as "yes" men, mere faithful servants of the Republican establishment.
Resolute: Pig-headed.
Sacredness of Life: This is referred only from the moment of human conception up to the moment of birth. After birth, life ceases to be sacred for all practical purposes, like we have witnessed in Iraq where the massacre of innocent people was merely referred to as collateral damage, just a like they were a piece of furniture.
Safe World: Establishment of unlimited military bases across every continent while equipping as many nations as possible with "military aid", that is, with weapons of total devastation and destruction, instead of food, medicine, educational material and pre-fabricated homes for the homeless.
Simplify Taxes: To cut the taxes of Republican donors.
Slave: A person without legal rights and that would include the fetus since he is not technically recognized as a person by law.
Small Business Owner: Rich person.
Social Security Reform: Leave no Wall Street broker behind. Passing the social security in the hands of a private insurance company whose ultimate goal is not to help Americans but to fleece them out of every single dollar they can, thus making them earn less and less for their survival.
Sound Foreign Policy: The invasion of any sovereign nation whose leadership Republicans don't like.
Space Exploration: Replacing our last peaceful frontier with the creation of war zone in space by putting numerous weapons of mass destruction orbiting over our planet on a 24 hour daily basis.
Stability: This may be described as smoothness in operation within a nation in accordance with the wishes and dictates of big corporations, even if detrimental to the people.
Staying the Course: The act of being stubborn and unable to admit glaring policy mistakes; being wrong and sticking with the wrong idea regardless of the consequences.
Strict Constructionist: A judge with extremely conservative beliefs, who interprets laws in a manner that fits his/her own belief systems, while maintaining that this was the original intent of the law.
Supporting the Military: To praise Bush when he sends American young men and women off to die for no reason and without proper body armor.
Suspect: One who criticizes the Republican agenda.
Tax Reform: The shifting of the tax burden from unearned income to earned income, or rather, from the wealthy elite to the working class.
Tax Simplification: A way to make it simpler for large US corporations to export American jobs to avoid paying US taxes.
Tort Reform: Corporate immunity and impunity.
Tyranny: This refers especially to any head of a foreign government who refuses to let US big corporations to exploit the resources of his country. Such a head of state is viewed as tyrant, like with the case of Castro of Cuba and Chavez of Venezuela, even though such heads of state might have provided to their people free health care, free education, and free housing facilities and adequate nourishment.
United Nations: A bunch of governments representing various global areas which are hopeless and helpless unless they seek to co-operate with the interests of US big corporations through the titular figure of the US government.
Uniting Leader: A leader who brings together his followers by fomenting hatred for anyone who disagrees with him.
Very Clear: Modifier used immediately before any preposterous explanation or rationale.
Victims of Terrorism: This refers mostly to the 3,000 Americans that were killed during the attack on the twin towers in New York by foreign young agents. This does not apply to the tens of thousands of innocent people in both Afghanistan and Iraq killed brutally with American weapons.
War: Taking the initiative to attack any country of the Republican's choice even without warning and without any given reason whatsoever. The ultimate goal of war is the promotion of the weapons business, which often finances national political campaigns.
Welcoming New Ideas: Repeating with precision but in different words the same identical ideas expressed by the Republican leadership